The Dominion of New new vedlar is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 604 million New new vedlarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VRS sabaton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong New new vedlarian economy, worth 37.8 trillion vedlarian pelants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,640 vedlarian pelants, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", foreign lack of enthusiasm for New new vedlarian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and New new vedlar has designated VRS sabaton as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New new vedlar's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New new vedlar is ranked 67,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in Friends for Most Patriotic, with 20.93 flags saluted per person per day.